[opening theme music]
Will somebody please cue that bird?
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Who do you call when you want Some pepperoni ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Right on ♪
♪ They're sniffin' out crime and You know that ain't balony ♪
♪ There's Speedy Cerviche he's The leader of the bunch ♪
♪ A heck of a fighter makes a Heck of a lunch ♪
♪ And little Polly Ester who's Never afraid ♪
♪ That's me ♪
♪ Of going into battle when the Bad guys invade ♪
♪ There's Guido Anchovis a wild Romantic rover ♪
♪ This cat gets knocked down With a love hangover ♪
♪ Here comes the Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're so bad they got more Fur than any turtle ever had ♪
♪ They're stronger than old Cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than old cheese ♪
♪ They're stronger than dirt ♪
♪ Stronger than dirt ♪
♪ If you step on their tails ♪
♪ Not on my tail ♪
♪ Then you gonna get hurt ♪
♪ Don't hurt me ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime ♪
♪ All over town ♪
♪ Four three two one ♪
♪ Pizza Cats are on the run ♪
♪ The Big Cheese is the villain Who's lower than low ♪
♪ It's rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo ♪
♪ We got our nasty Bad Bird and Some nasty Ninja Crows ♪
♪ As soon as someone finds the Script we might begin the show ♪
♪ Sit right back kick up your Feet ♪
♪ And turn the sound up high ♪
♪ And if you want the full Affect go eat a pizza pie ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
[narrator] If you just joined us.
You're late! The mission's in progress.
Why, did they, before the narrator came on?
It's the director's fault.
He wants to get home for dinner.
Did you used to, date that guy, before he got married?
Yes, we were an item at one time.
He said that, I was the only dog, he'd ever gone out with.
Are you sure, he was referring to your pedigree?
[bird interrupts]
[narrator] You should never upset the director
during the show.
That's good advice.
Especially if he makes fly through the air
with no safety net.
It just occurred to me.
If lungs were up here.
We should tell the audience where we're going.
Yeah! It'll keep them awake.
I'll do it!
We've been summoned, to the palace by Big Al Dente.
Since today's the anniversary of the formation of the Pizza Cats.
We figured, he wants to throw a big party in our honor.
[Guido] Either that, or he's gonna yell at us
for messing up so much.
[Big Cheese] This can't go on!
That's it! You're getting...
Yes! It can go on!
If, this thing happens again! Heads will roll!
Do you understand?
Yes sir. What are we talking about?
We're talking about, your record of defeat
at the hands of the Pizza Cats!
It's awful! You haven't had one success!
Ohh.
[Big Cheese] Fortunately, I have another plan.
The Pizza Cats, can't last forever.
I'm sure in the future, some powerful weapon will be built.
Then, we can use to kick these, goodie two paws
out of the palace, and on to their tails.
I'm sure, you're right about that Cheesy.
Of course, by then, we'll both be quite old.
Did I say something wrong?
You fool! Did you forget! We've been working on a time machine?
We'll just go into the future, and bring back a weapon
to use today.
Sure. I forgot about that.
It's a brilliant plan, but is the machine ready?
Of course! If you would allow me to present the Time Master!
The latest invention, from Big Cheese laboratories.
In association, with Ninja Crow-botics.
[Time Master] My time, is your time!
That's right! Good for you!
Good morning Milord!
Time Master, is at your disposal.
It's been programmed, to take you as far into the past
or future, as you wish.
I don't get it. Don't these machines usually have a place
where you can sit, or stand?
That's the beauty of this model.
You just have to be in the vicinity.
[Big Cheese] Okay Time Master. Let's go a hundred years
into the future.
Right! I've got time on my hands!
Is this, how it works?
I hope not.
[Francine] Uh, oh!
I think I miscalculated the flight path.
Ouch!
What happened?
Did, one of you insult the director?
[Bad Bird] Well, so you thought, you could sabotage our project?
[Speedy] What are you doing here?
They must've found some new way, to blow us out of the sky.
Who's this guy in the hole? And why is he dressed so funny?
This guy, is my machine!
We were about to go to the future.
When you crashed in, like a herd of flying elephants.
Now, leave us alone!
You're going to the future?
[Polly and Speedy] No way!
Well, if you don't believe me, just watch.
All right. Time Master.
The future won't wait forever, you know.
You're right! Time waits for no man!
Besides, time flies, when you're having fun.
What's happening here?
It's so kind of, big clawed!
The alarm, just went off in my head!
Wonder, what's keeping the Pizza Cats.
They're Late. Huh?
[Al Dente] Wow! That special effect
must've cost the producers a fortune!
[Al Dente] If they're doing that. Well
maybe I should ask for a raise!
Don't wait up for me ma. I won't be home till late!
Didn't know I sang, did you?
Are we there yet?
Yeah. We made it to nap time.
How can we be in the future? We haven't gone anywhere.
Don't yell. I have a headache.
Me too!
[Speedy] The palace, is just being built!
[Guido] Impossible! It was built 15 years ago!
[Polly] Then, we must've gone into the past!
[all] Oh boy!
But, I told him, to go to the future!
[Big Bird] The date on this newspaper is 15 years old.
You hairballs, must've done something to the time machine.
He went the wrong way!
[the cats] What!
[narrator] For once in his life, Bad Bird's right.
When the Pizza Cats, crashed into Time Master.
They jangled, the fidget on his woozy.
Causing the, winkle hickey to fail.
Where, am I going to get another winkle hickey?
Take us home, right, now!
[snores]
[Jerry] Hey!
It just occurred to me.
If the time machine malfunctions
and Lord Big Cheese never comes back.
Maybe, I'll become the Big Cheese.
How would that be!
[the crows] Sounds pretty good to us!
[narrator] Meanwhile, our heroes faces their problems
with the usual courage and self-confidence!
I want my mommy. I want to go home.
[Guido] Look, guys. It's Al Dente.
[Polly and Speedy] Hey!
[Speedy] You came along, just in time.
[Polly] We really didn't know, what to do.
That's too bad. I don't know, what to do either.
Who are you? And why are you dressed so funny?
You don't know...
maybe this will refresh your memory.
I thought, our Pizza Power Pull, would help.
Know who, we are, now?
[growls]
You're criminals, trying to distract me, from my duty.
I just realized, you guys. We didn't know Big Al 15 years ago.
He thinks, we're elected for kittens, on the loose.
Let's get out of here!
Got you! Now confess!
Okay.
When, I was six. I threw mud at my brother.
I love gossip. I don't floss after every meal.
You're gonna be a big fan of ours, in 15 years!
What? I am?
Yeah. If we survive!
[Speedy] Sorry Al. But it's all for the best.
[Guido and Polly] Yeah.
Those cats, are the dirtiest fighter's I've ever seen.
I wonder, if they'd want to work for me.
[Polly] Oh no! Hey guys, look who's coming!
Isn't that you?
Yes.
At least, that was me 15 years ago.
Pretty good looking. If I do say so myself.
[giggles] And I still am.
As I recall. This was an important day, in my life.
It was the first time, I met Jerry Atric
and became involved with the Ninja Crows.
Oh, really. What happened?
Well, I woke up that morning.
It occurred to me, that I should over throw, the government.
I wasn't doing anything else that week. So why not?
Then, I put on the stupidest outfit, I owned.
And took a walk, to figure out, how I can pull it off.
After a while, I looked up, and realized, I was lost.
Then I saw a village, that wasn't even on the map.
Don't ask me how I knew that. Since I didn't even have a map.
Anyway. I thought, I'd go down and investigate.
Since the alternative, was starving to death in the forest.
As, I approached the main house.
I smelled cookies!
I entered, without knocking.
Saw, a figure, lying on the floor.
It was Jerry Atric.
Crippled by a bad back.
With no thought for myself.
I rushed, to his side, to see if I could help.
Unfortunately, I tripped.
And that lead, to the fateful encounter.
[kisses]
[Jerry] Oh!
[the crows] Wow!
You must be, a miracle worker!
You cured our master!
That's the stupidest outfit, I've ever seen!
[Big Cheese] Ever since then, the Ninja Crows, have been
my personal army, of mischief.
[Speedy] I was wondering, how you recruited those guys!
Okay. Where are you?
[Speedy] Up here, big brain.
That was a neat story, Big Cheese.
I'm all choked up.
Yeah. Makes me want to cry too.
What it comes down to.
If you hadn't, stumbled into that village in the past
and gotten the support of the Ninja Crows.
We, wouldn't be having all this trouble with you
in the present, Cheese brain.
Yeah! So what!
So. I guess it's our job, to keep you
from getting to that village!
[Big Cheese] Wait a minute. I remember something now.
An ugly girl, tried to give me wrong directions, that day.
That dog face, must've been you!
Hold on! Don't get your dagger, fluff.
Feel better, now, they took a dive?
We better move, if we plan to change history.
[narrator] I'd like to explain what happened
during the first half of the show.
But I'm so confused. I'm better off, keeping my mouth shut.
Well, I can tell you what's happened.
We're all stuck here, in the past!
We've got to stop them!
Those Pizza Cats, are dangerous!
I'll try to keep them, from interfering.
You, get to the village, in case I miss them.
Right!
Who, are those strange people, mom?
No one, you have to worry about, for 15 years.
Since, this is our only appearance of the series
we should do something spiffy!
What?
I know!
I do, a great impression of the Emperor.
Fuh-Red!
Hope, I don't grow up like her.
Maybe, I'm adopted.
[narrator] No, such luck.
This girl, becomes the goofy mother, we see all the time.
Great. I'll tackle him.
No, no!
Hey. Why did, you do that?
Because, I'm the one, who's supposed to stop him.
Didn't you hear what he said
about the ugly girl giving directions?
[Speedy] That leaves me out.
I know, just how to do it too.
[young Big Cheese] Well, I'm lost, so I guess, one way
is just as good as another.
Somebody, help me!
What are those things? What did they want?
They're terrible monsters
and they chased me through the forest.
I don't think, you should go this way.
There may be more of them out there.
Maybe I should go back, the way I came.
[giggles] It worked.
The Halloween monster trick, gets them every time.
I can't, let them win.
I hate to give up, this coin. But...
[young Big Cheese] Somebody, dropped a penny.
Wow, this is my lucky day.
Now, I only run, if it's more than a dime.
[Polly] All set? [Guido and Speedy] Yeah.
[Polly] Here, I go.
Oh! It's a miracle!
I came, through the wishing tube, and my back was healed!
I can't believe it!
I could go through, and wish for wealthy power!
Well, here goes.
[Guido and Speedy] Here we go!
[Guido and Speedy] Did it! The turn around trick
gets them every time.
[young Big Cheese] Where did you come from?
Wait!
[young Big Cheese] What are you doing, old woman?
You're pushing, me in the wrong direction!
I don't have time, to explain.
This is, the right direction.
There's a village, you just have to visit.
Why, are you doing this? And, who are you?
I'm related to you.
Don't be ridiculous!
I don't believe, a word you're saying!
We don't have, any ugly dog faced women, in our family.
You better watch your mouth, buster!
Or you might lose, some teeth.
If you don't go! Your future's gonna be very blank!
Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.
[Speedy] That's it! No more tricks!
We'll just here, till the cheese brothers to come by.
Then we'll grab them.
How long, are we gonna hang out here?
[Polly] Yeah. No ones, come by, but those geishas.
[Polly] It's a trick.
Those, sleazy cheeses, got passed us.
You're right! We blew it.
[Bad Bird] Ah. My old village.
What a sight, for sore eyes.
It's been, a long time, since I've been home.
[laughs]
It's me, and Karla!
Promise, you'll marry me when we grow up
and that we'll live in the village for the rest of lives.
Sure, because then we can have kids of our own
and play with them, all day long.
Sometimes, I think it would've been better
If I'd stay in the village.
And never gotten, hooked up, with Big Cheese.
Well, it's too late for regrets.
You say, you're me, 15 years from now
and you've come back to the past.
Amazing! Isn't it.
Yeah.
So, you understand?
More or less, but what is it exactly, you want me to do?
You have to heal, the leader of the Ninja Crows.
If I do that. I'll become the most powerful figure
in the country?
No problem!
[narrator] If, I could go back to the past.
I'd renegotiate my contract, for this series
and demand that I get paid!
Just make sure, those Pizza Cats, don't keep you
from carrying out your assignment.
We've tried, everything, we could think of
and nothings worked.
I say, it looks like, young Big Cheese, is gonna make it
into the house, and plant a big one on Jerry Atric.
I'm, gonna go ahead, and blow them away
with one of my love bombs.
I don't think so!
[Guido] Go on, Polly!
Yeah! We'll take care of Bird man.
Thanks, boys!
[Speedy] Now, which one of us, do you want to fight first?
[young Big Cheese] This must be the place
you've been talking about.
Yes! Now, don't let me down.
See you, in 15 years.
I was afraid, it would come to this.
[yells]
Pretty good throw, don't you think?
[Guido and Speedy] Uh huh!
[kisses]
Oh!
[the crows] Wow!
You must, be a miracle worker!
You cured, our master.
That's the stupidest outfit, I've ever seen!
[the cats] How'd he make it in?
Oh!
That's taken care of. The Ninja Crows, will still be loyal.
If we hurry, we'll get back to the present
before those Pizza Cats, know we're gone.
What?
If, we get Time Master working.
We'll leave them, stuck here in the past
and we'll never have to worry about them, in the future.
[narrator] What an evil plan.
I tell you, Big Cheese, will do anything to get his own way.
Reminds me of my first wife.
[Big Cheese] All right. I know we
left him lying around here somewhere.
Look! And he's still asleep!
Come on! You no good bucket of bolts.
We've got to, get back to the future.
[Bad Bird] Sound's like, a good title, for a movie.
[yawns]
Wake up, and get to work!
I said, wakey, wakey!
Okay, Okay! Time Machine is on! It's the time of your life!
[Time Master] Time, out!
You're just about, out of time.
[Time Master] These are the times, that--
Stop, running your mouth!
Get us out of here!
Show time! A 15 time, phase nine!
They're taking off!
Those rats!
Jump, for it!
Oh! Did we make it?
I don't know. Maybe.
Look at the palace!
[Polly] It's all, built up again.
We, must be in the present!
Or we slept, through the construction.
Oh! I thought, we got rid of those pests.
I guess not.
That machine, is too dangerous, to be left in your hands.
So, we're gonna take matters, into our hands!
You'd better, get out of the way!
What happened? Usually, the robot explodes.
But, it's still gone!
Everybody in, for the big finish!
[Guido and Polly] Tada!
[Francine] I've been looking for you!
We're backed up, with deliveries!
Quit, horsing around and get to work!
Oh, my head. Where are we?
[Big Cheese] That ravenous sword!
Must've blown us, into the prehistoric past!
[growl]
[Big Cheese] If I ever get back to the present.
I'm gonna, turn that time machine, into a clock radio!
[narrator] Ladies and gentleman
the Samurai Pizza Cat Fan Club Oath!
The Pizza Cats, are Samurai.
And, I'd like to note.
Their antics, take your breath away.
Like furballs, in your throat!
We kittens, are a special breed!
We never call retreat!
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down.
We land up on, our feet!
[narrator] So hail to thee, Oh Pizza Cat!
Please ring your little bell!
Although you may be pen and ink.
We know you'll fight like...
[the cats] Pizza Cats!
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ We hope you like the show its The best that we could do ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ If you could do better then We'd leave it up to you ♪
♪ Just a reminder you might like To know ♪
♪ The Cats will be back for Another big show ♪
♪ Oh gosh ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime ♪
♪ Oh yes ♪
♪ All over town ♪
♪ Two four six eight ♪
♪ Why do we exaggerate ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Read all the credits so you'll Know who did the work ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪